Thursday, April 09, 2009

Silly Dilly Sports Songs by Alan Katz

While I’m featuring funny poetry, I have to mention the next book in Alan Katz’s series of “silly dilly” song-poems: Going, Going, Gone!: And Other Silly Dilly Sports Songs. This collection of sports-themed songs joins his previous works, also illustrated with hilarious overstatement by David Catrow.

  • Katz, Alan. 2001. Take Me Out of the Bathtub and Other Silly Dilly Songs. New York: McElderry.
  • Katz, Alan. 2003. I’m Still Here in the Bathtub; Brand New Silly Dilly Songs. New York: McElderry.
  • Katz, Alan. 2005. Where Did They Hide My Presents? Silly Dilly Christmas Songs. New York: McElderry.
  • Katz, Alan. 2006. Are You Quite Polite; Silly Dilly Manners Songs. New York: McElderry.
  • Katz, Alan. 2008. On Top of the Potty: And Other Get-Up-and-Go Songs. New York: McElderry.
  • Katz, Alan. 2008. Smelly Locker; Silly Dilly School Songs. New York: Simon & Schuster.
This has evolved into quite a library of song-poem-parodies that are half camp song and half vaudevillian schtick and all illustrated in hypercolorful cartoons and caricatures. Of course they all BEG to be SUNG, not just read aloud, and Katz identifies which song tune to use for each poem-song. Be brave and lead the kids in singing and TAPING them, to make your own audio or podcast. (But don’t post without permission from the publisher please.)

You’ll find 14 songs showcasing a variety of sports such as baseball, fishing, (miniature) golfing, ice skating, tennis, cycling, football, swimming, bowling, archery, and soccer. Details of the sport are noted alongside all the things that can go wrong, too. And I find it interesting the friendships and family relationships usually form the backdrop for each song, making it fun to sing and perform these in groups of kids or family members. Finally, each poem ends in a surprise or a twist that is sure to generate laughter.

Here’s just one example, the “kick-off” first poem in the book, “On Top of the Bleachers” (sung to the tune “On Top of Old Smokey”).

“On Top of the Bleachers”
(sung to the tune “On Top of Old Smokey”)

by Alan Katz

On top of the bleachers,

that’s where we just sat.

Dad bought me a pennant,

a scorecard, and hat.


He got me some peanuts,

a soda, and chips,
a ballplayer puppet

that swings as he flips.


Next I got a helmet,

a bat, and a glove,

a giant foam finger

the crowd doesn’t love.

Dad purchased a hot dog,

a cheese-filled dough puff,

an official backpack

to carry my stuff.


Twelve trips to the bathroom

Dad had to endure.
There mighta been a ball game…
though I’m not really sure.

Katz, Alan. 2009. Going, Going, Gone!: And Other Silly Dilly Sports Songs. New York: Simon & Schuster.

Challenge creative kids to compose their own song-poems about other favorite sports and record or perform them. Look for more fun and funny sports poems in Jack Prelutsky’s Good Sports; Rhymes About Running, Jumping, Throwing, and More (Knopf, 2007).

Image credit: alankatzbooks.com

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